Monday, June 15, 2020

Genius Move By The MLB Owners To Use Carrabis As Their Puppet

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Baseball is in shambles right now. Players are openly criticizing their organizations, fans are denouncing their fandom. MLB Twitter had become shame shower for the owners. Every where you looked the owners were being called out on their greed, their inability to fairly compromise, and lining their pockets with money instead of their stadiums with new fans. Somewhere in their evil lair, they decided to take control of the conversations being had. Who has the ear of our young MLB fans? Who has the most positive interactions with our players? Who is stupid enough to let us blindly control him? Little Jared Carrabis. 

And he played right into their hand. The MLB has sent everyone on a wild goose chase over this sealed Yankee letter. A goose chase led by the most influential reporter in baseball media. Over a letter, mind you, that was the main contributing evidence in having the Yankees acquitted by a judge. But what's the use of innocence if you can convince the public that the accused is guilty. This Yankee letter has taken over the airways and distracted us from the real matter at hand. That the owners have completely botched the 2020 season. 

So congratulations to Carrabis. The owners knew that your biased obsession with the Yankees would divert your attention, and thus the attention of MLB fans by proxy. You have failed your beloved players in favor of gossip and slander. They dangled such a juicy carrot that you never saw the stick.  

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