Sometimes life is cruel. God, the silly bastard, has been known to have a sick sense of irony. His greatest example, dorky guys with hot moms. You see it in movies all the time. In Hot Tub Time Machine with Jacob, Sofia Vergara and Manny in Modern Family, Jimmy Neutron and his mom. If you don't think Mrs. Neutron is hot, you don't find Lana Del Rey attractive. That's just the facts.
On screen, the milf/nerd relationship is often utilized to portray the dichotomy of eras. In real life it's just down right hilarious. You know the type. The mom is dressed head to toe in that fuzzy Juicy jumpsuit with big sunglasses and a tight pony tail. The son wears wolf t-shirts and always has his Nintendo DS on him. Whenever I see them out in the wild, I like to imagine how mean the mother would be to her son if they were the same age.
You know it's true. These moms were the girls in school who wanted so badly to be popular that it has now carried in to their forties. Those girls were always the meanest ones to the quiet kids. They craved cheap laughs so they targeted the low hanging fruit. You don't think a Juicy Mom would be nice to a kid who is fully fluent in Dothraki, do you?
We all had that friend who's mom was really hot. If you don't have a friend like that, you're mom's smokin. Picture Stifler for instance. He often had to wear his friend's comments about his mother. But Stifler at least could physically fight back. I can't imagine the poor kids who were too timid or too scrawny to even stick up for themselves having a hot mom. I wonder if this has any relation to the spike in school shootings.
I guess what I'm try to say is appreciate your mothers this weekend. You could have had a mom like Jacob^^ who was so obsessed with her own image that she didn't realize that her own son had to create a new life in a video game. At least I think that was the gist of their relationship in HTTM, it's been awhile. If you are one of those geeks with a hot momma, I'm sorry pal. Best of luck in virtual reality.
We all had that friend who's mom was really hot. If you don't have a friend like that, you're mom's smokin. Picture Stifler for instance. He often had to wear his friend's comments about his mother. But Stifler at least could physically fight back. I can't imagine the poor kids who were too timid or too scrawny to even stick up for themselves having a hot mom. I wonder if this has any relation to the spike in school shootings.
I guess what I'm try to say is appreciate your mothers this weekend. You could have had a mom like Jacob^^ who was so obsessed with her own image that she didn't realize that her own son had to create a new life in a video game. At least I think that was the gist of their relationship in HTTM, it's been awhile. If you are one of those geeks with a hot momma, I'm sorry pal. Best of luck in virtual reality.
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