Enough is enough! It's time we men, let women masturbate! Aren't you sick and tired of hearing men telling females to quit cranking it?! For too long us oppressors have steadied the hands of our human counterparts. No more. Today, the charge is being led by the good people of Lovense.
This morning #LovenseOrgy was trending on Twitter, I bit. Lovense, from what I gather, is a remote control vibrator. Yup, that's exactly what it is. I just checked their Twitter and two days ago they posted a video of a guy controlling his girlfriend's(?) twat tickler from his phone while in public. Today is their #LovenseOrgy, where they are capitalizing on our valiant movement in women's masturbation. No such thing as bad press I suppose. As we speak, thousands of women are being masturbated around their world. According to their Twitter 10 hours ago, 3k people are already being controlled remotely! Wow, keep fighting the good fight!
How can you help you say? Apparently download the Lovense app and help a woman masturbate. This your chance to prove to a woman "Hey I think you guys can jerk off too. It's totally cool and definitely doesn't make me weird or uncomfortable". Death to the patriarchy! It is THEIR body and THEIR choice and today they are choosing us to choose when something vibrates inside their vahunas. Let's check in on the revolution!
Fuck.
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