The internet has a way of humbling all of us. All of us. Even seven time Super Bowl champion man rockets with super model wives. Tom Brady in congruence with launching his new underwear line released this tweet dangling a potential thirst trap.
Funny, cheeky, Marketing 101. Of course Brady thought that the internet wanted to see the imprint of his dick and balls. Twitter went gaga a mere three days ago when Gisele “candidly” caught Tom checking himself out in the mirror in his new undewear. 40k? That’s a layup?
But the internet had other plans.
Fucking Greg, man. That’s the beauty of Twitter. The account who notoriously hit Canseco with the meanest “No way Jose” of all time, completely stole the thunder from the greatest quarterback who ever lived. Greg surpassed his 40k goal without even breaking a sweat, Brady is still at 37k. The internet would rather have Greg obtain dirty undies than see Brady’s camel tail.
How does Brady react?
I hate how fucking cool he is. A perfect answer. No man should have it all the way that Tom Brady does.
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