Those perverts over at NASA are roleplaying all week starting tomorrow, April 26th. Probably a bit differently then what you might type in a search bar though. NASA is running the scenario all week of protocols in the event of a massive asteroid collision with Earth.
The simulation was created as a dry run to see how different nations, emergency services, space agencies, and decision makers would be able to cooperate in the case of a doomsday scenario. Honestly I didn’t think that they were thinking ahead like this. Help me sleep a little better tonight. But I don’t want to know how well we’d sing kumbaya together while awaiting our death from a fiery space murder rock. I need to know what we’re doing to stop this thing.
Do we have lasers? Like Torchwood or Death Star level lasers that could blast an asteroid to hell if need be? We’ll probably never know until the situation presents itself. My only other solution is nuking the shit out of it. There’s no way that works though right? Fucking Armagaddeon. Made us all think, uhhhh duh we could just blow it up. Probably not true.
But this is good. Good to know the gears are turning here and this is a step in the right direction. Although...
Of course this could all be a front for what they’re actually doing. This asteroid simulation week is being run by NASA’s Planetary Defense Coordination Office. Hmm? There’s been a massive uptick in UFO sightings as of late. Or at least that’s what my Tik Tok page would have you believe. They’re coming eventually, maybe sooner rather than later. Prep up people, clearly NASA is.
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