I Already Hate The Jets

It’s Day -156 of the new NFL season and I already hate the fucking Jets. The whole fan base is made up of weasley little slime balls that never ever EVER shut up. Every tiny transaction gets it’s own parade. Trading Sam Darnold today was no exception. 

The flipping and flopping on Sam Darnold was a page one execution on the Jets fandom text book. The rise to savior and the fall to straight bum only took a three years. Three years to completely lose your spine on a guy. The Zach Wilson gif tsunami that I was subject to today was nothing short of harassment. 

But the SECOND I say something in response, I get “I don’t know why you’re so obsessed with the Jets.” That used to drive me crazy, I’m not even a rival fan. I like the Rams? But you know what? I do. I do have a Jets obsession, and it’s a Jets’ fans fault. 

Jet nation is made up of so many obnoxious idiots that it makes my mouth water seeing their season go down the drain every year. Everyone roots for their team to be good. It’s the whole point of being a fan. But in the NFL, it’s hard to be good year after year. I love rooting for the Jets to be bad because it’s easy. It’s such a sure thing for them to be terrible year after year after year. 

Truth is it doesn’t matter who they draft cause he’ll just be a loser Jet. Because they’re a loser franchise with a loser fan base. God I hate the Jets. It’s April! Suck a dick Fireman Ed.