It was a happy time in Caron McBride’s life. She had found love in Texas, got married, and was on her way to change her last name when WHAM finds out she’s unable to because she’s been charged with felony embezzlement for not returning a Sabrina The Teenage Witch VHS that she rented 21 years ago.
VHS finally got one. There were all sorts of warning screens and FBI statements at the beginning of VHS tapes and now we know why. Because of Caron McBride. This rental happened when Caron lived in Oklahoma. So this felon had the gall to cross state lines and live life on the lam for two decades in Texas. Big mistake. Maybe you can get away with felony embezzlement of rented property in Oklahoma, but not in The Lone Star State.
McBride actually had to call the District Attorney’s office and get her charges dropped. The store she rented from closed in 2008. Charges were dropped and now she’s working on getting her criminal record expunged. But I’m not so sure about that.
Caron is trying to say that she never even rented the VHS and it was probably her ex’s young daughters. But she’s selling too hard. Caron claims that she’s never even seen Sabrina The Teenage Witch and that it wasn’t “her cup of tea.” Ok, now I know you’re a lying criminal. Everyone’s seen Sabrina The Teenage Witch and it’s everyone’s cup of tea. Sabrina was a total babe, Harvey was the man, and Salem was a riot. Pshhh ‘not your cup of tea’, you actually expected me to believe that? And here’s the kicker, Caron had the audacity to call it “Samantha The Teenage Witch.” Congratulations, now you get felony embezzlement and slander charges.
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