The answer is: not enough to cover the bail. Any man who created a sex-geared podcast would be on every FBI watchlist possible. There would be nothing edgy or enlightening about it, just downright creepy. Is it a double standard? Probably. But it’s definitely one we should keep in tact.
When Call Her Daddy took the internet by storm, how did the female community react? They empowered one another, started calling each other sluts endearingly, they formed a gang and made bylaws encouraging infidelity. How would guys react if there was a dudes sex podcast? “Cool man, you have sex. We get it.”
Guys can’t have a sex podcast because 80% of their stories are made up. It would be more like gross fan fiction. Nobody wants to hear my sex podcast. I don’t want to hear my sex podcast? No ones intrigued by me drunkenly hitting up an ex at 3am so I can clumsily fiddle around with her bra strap for a silent six minute escapade with the lights off and my shirt on. The only place a guy giving instructions for a Slurp Slurp 9000 should be seen is on a police report.
Congratulations to Alex Cooper who is now officially making more money per year than Noh Syndergaard. There’s going to be a lot of copycats that stem from the Spotify deal. Let’s hope none of them are men.
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