PSA To All The Crybabies Regarding CFB Playoff Rankings

Congratulations to the College Football Selection Committee for getting the rankings correct. I’ve been ripping shots of tears from CFB Twitter who have been stomping around and tugging at their hair because Alabama was ranked 2nd. Kudos to the committee for not giving into everyone’s inevitable whining. 

Every coach in the top four spots right now are either Nick Saban or one of his former assistants. You think he gets his ranking by accident?

We’re talking about a coach who has won 50% of the National Championships in the last twelve years. He’s played in eight out of those last twelve championship games. Alabama loses one away game to a top 15 team by three points and everyone’s all “Not fair! Alabama is terrible now! Blah bias blah biased! Wahhh but there’s other teams that are more deserving!” Shut the fuck up? That’s not the goal or the criteria. It’s the best four teams point blank. 

Cincinnati should have been in over them? Cincinnati? You mean the team that barely squeaked out a win against Navy? “But they beat Notre Dame away!” Shut your mouths about Notre Dame. They stink every year, even more so this season. ND beat Tulsa and FSU by only a field goal this year and both those programs have losing records. How much would you be willing to wager that Cincinnati is better than Alabama? No spread since they’re the better team. 

In fact, gun to your dick, name one team ranked behind Alabama that you’d pick to win at a neutral site. Chose correctly or say bye-bye to your clackers. Who has the balls to bet against the Tide in this scenario? No one. 

God I want Cincinnati so bad. If Alabama wins the SEC Championship they’ll be the number one seed. Hopefully the Big 10 eats itself or Oregon loses and Cincy sneaks into the four spot. If that’s the case, all you crybabies just signed their death warrant. 

But please, keep the whining and groaning coming. You’re only doing Nick Saban’s job for him. How do you motivate the #2 team when they’re getting everybody’s best game week in and week out? Show them the entire college journalism world telling them that they’re undeserving. Rat poison is a helluva drug. I’ll put up 500 on Alabama vs the field for the National Championship against anybody who’ll listen. As always, Roll Tide.