Thursday, July 9, 2020

Imagine Being A Disney Hotel Employee?

Quick Contest: Disney World Postcard & Theme Park Prize

No fucking thanks. Who has more pressure on them right now more than Disney World hotel employees? Well probably vaccination researchers and a lot of other people. But still, they're getting dragggged. There is just no way they're used to this kind of heat. This isn't their normal feedback, everyone is usually too happy to complain. Or they're child adults in which case who cares. What happens to "The Happiest Place On Earth" when everybody is pissed off?

I can't stop picturing that team meeting in the hotel the morning after NBA players started posting pictures of their "Fyre Fest" food. Just imagine a manager smiling while screaming at a bunch of terrified employees who also have to be smiling while they're getting their asses chewed out. "Listen up you stinkin Mousketeers! Our NBA guests are posting pictures of food that is not so magical looking, wah. FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT! Now stop being so Goofy, heehee, and have fun out there! Toodles!". I'm no screenwriter, but you get it. Disney people freak me out. 

The NBA players are being dicks. It's a resort, you can't all have suites. LeBron reserved all of them. You knew you were playing in Disney World, they told you that. What were your food expectations? How can you whine about your meal not being fancy enough at a place where the majority of the clientele have chicken fingers and mac & cheese for dinner? The fuck?

So if you're the religious type, send up a prayer for the nineteen-year-old foreign exchange program employees who are getting publicly shafted for not preparing escargot. If South Park is to be believed, The Mouse is not the forgiving type. 

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