Thursday, April 11, 2019

Alabama Schedules Home Series Vs Clemson In The Year 2100

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Man what a way to kick off the new century! Seriously, these future home series are getting out of fucking control. Here are some future home and home series scheduled already: Georgia vs FSU 2027-2028, Alabama vs Oklahoma 2032-2033, and Oklahoma vs Clemson 2035-2036. Wtf?! 2036! I'll be 43. How dare you make me think of the year 2036. Oh my God. Nick Saban will be 84. Pump the breaks for chrissakes. 

There needs to be some sort of cap on when you can schedule home-and-home. You don't know how poopy that program is going to be in seventeen years? That's how we got games like Alabama beating up on Louisville last year. This year they open up against Duke. We need that out of conference game to be strong for our resume. Have an inkling of an idea of where the program is heading before you schedule the game. Granted I don't know the behind the scenes on setting up these games but how hard can it be? High noon that shit if you have to. Meet me at this stadium, on this day, when the sun goes down. Done. Then we won't have teams like Georgia who just canceled their 2023 game vs. Indiana State. Yeah no shit either team wants to play each other. It's a waste of an out of conference game for Kirby, and Indiana State doesn't want to get the shit kicked out of them.  

My solution:games can't be scheduled more than four years in advance. 

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