Monday, March 11, 2019

Block Or Felony Charge?

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Well, it's time to pour one out for another internet fad ruined by a middle aged white guy who's begging to connect with millennials. The once proud coach who beat Nick Saban in back to back seasons at Ole Miss has resorted to partaking in Twitter haha's for 8 retweets. 
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Do you know what really gets recruits to like you? Hookers. Stick to your guns, Hugh. Dial up that administrative assigned phone, hop on Backpage and do what you do best. Don't turn yourself into that backwards hat, skateboard over the shoulder, Buschemi meme. 
Honestly though, good riddance. The whole block or charge thing really isn't that funny. You just gotta love Hugh for twisting the knife. Have just the tiniest bit of awareness. A block or a charge is like a 50/50 call. You should never be using the word "charge" knowing that you yourself could be charged with soliciting prostitution. 

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