Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Gamecocks Need to Sit Back Down and Have A Beer and Feel Sorry For Themselves.

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I don't know if you know this but Darius Rucker really really loves the South Carolina Gamecocks. Like he only wants to be with them. Little known fact, Hootie met his Blowfish in the 80's while they were students in Columbia. All of them were cocks. On the Paul Finebaum show yesterday Rucker said that he would love to see South Carolina play in-state rivals, Clemson, in the National Championship. Somebody needs to teach him about tomorrow and all the pain and sorrow, running free. Last one I swear. 

But what have you done for me lately Darius? A shit ton actually. South Carolina just recently poured 50 million dollars into new football facilities. Part of the new renovation is a recording studio donated by Rucker. So now after you get a pump in you can go work on your mixtape. Pretty good sell to incoming recruits. But Darius didn't stop there. Feeling the team needed a little motivation last year he made them a bet. If they won six games he would reunite Hootie and the Blowfish for a free concert at the University. Cocks went 7-6. 

Will the Gamecocks live up to Darius' expectations? This is Will Muschamp's fourth year so Freshman-Senior class are all his guys. There should be no excuses. Oh except that they have the most ridiculous schedule in the history of schedules.  Cocks open up with North Carolina, have Bama third, Georgia at the halfway point, and last two games of the season are at A&M followed by Clemson. Bama, Clemson, and Georgia will probably round out the top three preseason rankings. Darius maybe give them a concert for three wins this year eh bud? 

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