If a quick Twitter search is to be believed, Russia is flirting with the idea of invading Ukraine. @PhillyD says a 175k troop offensive is being planned by Putin and he has a blue checkmark so it must be true. Ukraine’s first line of defense? Memes.
I mean, how do you come back from that? Besides like a nuclear arsenal and the world’s top five largest active military. What’s your response when Vindogs obviously moonlighting as Ukraine’s Secretary Of Defense? Does Russia immediately turn around? Do you think Putin laughed?
I often wonder how wars and crime and stuff still happen after the births of Twitter and Tik Tok. I don’t take anything seriously. Nobody takes anything seriously. Do you remember the night we bombed Iran? RIP, but that was one of the funniest Twitter nights of all time. The WW3 tweets and videos came out at record speed.
As silly as it might seem, it was probably a genius move by the Ukrainian government. Have you ever been the person that takes an argument way too far and everyone’s like “WOAH chill out, man! They’re just messing around.” Instant embarrassment. You can’t win the people when you’re the only one being serious in a fight. Thanks to this Tweet, all the eyes are now on this situation. You scroll right past a CNN or FOX headline, you retweet war memes. Win the internet, win the war.
T’s and P’s to Eastern Europe, this is obviously very serious stuff. We’ve quite possibly witnessed the highest stake meme ever tweeted. And if we’re keeping score? 1-0 Ukraine.
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