https://twitter.com/CFAPeachBowl/status/1124022749956063237
So the twitter handle for the Peach Bowl has been tweeting out videos of our beloved coaches in the off-season. Think they're a bit out of their lane to be tweeting in May when their only job is to just have a game played after Christmas. But hey, it's sponsored by Chick-fil-a so expect nothing less than above and beyond. No days off. Except Sunday.
The video in the above link shows Dabo Swinney, Gus Mahlzahn, Urban Meyer, Dan Mullen, Matt Luke, and Mack Brown reading mean things about themselves that people have tweeted. Problem is, that they're not that mean.
For example:
"Dabo Swinney looks like the kind of guy that would take church slow-pitch softball way too seriously." ZINGGG the reigning CFB Champion's coach looks like he's competitive.
"Dan Mullen looks like he puts his shirts on with the hangers still in them." That's a complement. Very broad, only means Danny's brolic.
"Mack Brown looks like a presidential candidate that I would not vote for." Translation- Mack Brown looks like he could have a very successful career in politics.
Theres more but you get the point. They didn't even feel awkward reading them.
So I've compiled actually mean tweets for the Peach Bowl Twitter. Just in case they're ever able to corner these coaches in a country club again.
That last one is such a classic dad joke. Love Rick bringing the heat. I knew what he looked like before even seeing his avatar.
I don't know what that last one means but I'm pretty sure it's a dagger.
The Suckeyes! For fucks sake, no wonder Urban retired.
Fuckin Todd!? Dang, really coming at Dan's looks here. Can't wear Jordans to cover your face.
Good luck recruiting against the Bey Hive with your leaky douche tits, Gus.
Luckily I found no mean tweets about Nick Saban, Roll Tide.
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