Thursday, July 14, 2022

Did Everyone Know Elon’s Musk Dad Is A Psycho?

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Every good supervillain needs a realistic backstory to explain their behavior. Ever since the Christopher Nolan Batman triology anyway. Whet...
Wednesday, July 13, 2022

The Best And Worst Raisins

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What are raisins? A terrible snack that shows up unexpectedly that nobody wants. Which is ironic, since they’re made from grapes that nobody...
Tuesday, July 12, 2022

The Social Contract of Dancing

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If you really sit there and think about dancing, it’s a strange concept. How did we as a species even start dancing? My Irish kinfolk have b...

Which NFL Head Coach Slid Into This Tik Tokers DMs

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Meet lizzydoingstuff, a now former lesbian, Tik Tok extraordinaire, and future trophy wife for a mystery NFL head coach. While lounging out ...
Monday, July 11, 2022

Ben Franklin Once Wrote A Blog On Why You Should Bang MILFs

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American culture is graffiti’d with taking down milfs. Everything from Stiffler’s mom to Mormon quarterbacks for the Jets, from season 3 of ...
Thursday, July 7, 2022

Poor Eddie Lacy Is Still Being Trolled For His Weight On Twitter

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Will you ever leave my man alone. Eddie Lacy hasn’t stepped on a football field in five years and he’s still taking ricochets on Twitter abo...
Wednesday, July 6, 2022

Japan Creates Law For One Year Prison Stint For Being Mean Online

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Look I’m going to be honest, I started writing this before I knew it was in response to a suicide. I already had it written in my head just ...