Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Celebrity Death Match: Francesa vs Finebaum

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IN THIS CORNER THE CHALLENGER COMING IN AT 6'3" 115 POUNDS,  PAUL "PAWL FINEGOD" FINEBAUMMM 

Finebaum has taken an unprovoked jab at the King in the North, and it's not the first time. During Paul's Thursday show he snuck in a dig at Francesa falling asleep. Matt in Texas called in who Paul introduced as a young man looking to start studying sports journalism. Finebaum suggested that maybe he'll mentor him, but he wants ol Matty Tejas to bigger than everyone. That prompted this quote from the Southern Sultan, "I want him to aspire to be higher than what I've done. I want him to be like Bob Costas, or Stephen A. Smith or Mike Francesa. Somebody that you get your own show, you make millions of dollars and you sleep half of the show away." After five seconds of literal radio silence from Finebaum he slipped in a "Nothing wrong with that". 
So Mike took a little cat nap on air once or twice, big whoop. 
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This isn't the first time the southern and northern kingdoms have collided either. Back when Mike took a snooze in 2014 this is what Paul had to say, "I never like to make guarantees but one thing I won't do is fall asleep while doing the show." Throw that shade son! 
FINEBAUM FINISHER: THE CHOMP
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AND IN THIS CORNER, THE CHAMPION COMING IN AT 6'0", 230 POUNDS, MIKE "NUMBAH ONE" FRANCESAAAA
Since coming out of retirement Mike has been a bit more sensitive to rocks being thrown at the throne. Where the old Mike used to just sweep beefs under the rug, he's more prone to clap back in his old age.  The "Oh who cayes" days might be behind us. 

  
It's time to settle this once and for all. The King of Southern Radio vs the King of Northern Radio. In the ring. LETS GET IT ON!
FRANCESA FINISHER: THE CUNCEL 

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