Hired Grinch Destroys Mother’s Christmas

I don’t know if everyone else’s FYP has been flooded with Grinch content, but I now believe he has more impersonators than Elvis. Jim Carey famously went method for his role in Whoville, and it appears his followers have taken a similar route. Unfortunately for one mother, this hired Grinch grinched her whole house up. 

The caption reads: 

“So paid £85 for a grinch visit… advertises the grinch to come in mess the kids bed have a pillow fights put toilet roll around your Christmas tree and pictures with the kids at the end (they were told to leave no pictures) VS what I got every single bit of party food expensive cupcakes threw all over the place tree decorations BROKE !!! Fairy up liquid poured on my kitchen floor eggs smashed and a full bottle of juice poured over my floor and SON !!! Kids new onesie ruined Highly highly DO NOT recommend… mailed and complained no reply 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 grinch defo came and stole Christmas 🎅 never been so disgusted in my life !!!” 

Hello the consequences of my decisions. In the words of Mayor Augustus Maywho, “INVITE THE GRINCH, DESTROY CHRISTMAS!” Grinches are gonna Grinch, what did you expect Laura? 

I mean, he fucked that shit up. 

But imagine how much fun this guy was having just wreaking havoc throughout this apartment. Not only did this Grinch know there would be no repercussions for his actions but they’d also have to PAY HIM to ruin everything. Oh I’m sorry are those cupcakes expensive? WHAP. Nice eggs you got there, be a shame if someone smashed em. Nana got you this tree decoration? SMASH. What’s that there, Fairy up liquid? Not sure what that is. Where’s your son, I’m gonna fuck him up. 

If you ask me, it was an £85 well spent. You think that kid gives a fuck about his lame ass Teddy Bear onsie? Look at that smirk on his face in the picture above. Kid had the time of his life. He got to have a full blown food fight with the Grinch in his house. And he couldn’t get in trouble for it cause Mom set it all up. This is going to be a core memory for him, which is no short accomplishment. 

Just a little extra nugget and I don’t know if I find this funnier given my heritage but this all took place in Scotland. Picturing this legend destroying a home dressed as a Grinch with a Scottish has me dying. 

But this is a classic case of be careful what you wish for. Don’t hate the playa. If you invite the Grinch, he’s gonna steal Christmas. Who’s fault is that? You saw what happened when Cindy Lou did it and you followed the same exact blueprint. Same snake bit you twice. Cleaning up was probably a bitch, but for £85, you bought yourself one hell of a story for life.