Fuck Coach O

For whatever reason Coach O has reached this level of stardom where it’s become taboo to say anything bad about him. I think deep down it’s because nobody takes him seriously so everyone’s like “Cmon on dude, it’s just Coach O?” But I’m still paying my Alabama loans and I’ll protect my investment. I don’t owe Orgeron nothin. Fuck him. Scumbag.

Coach O’s biggest moment of his career, not the National Championship, but beating Alabama 46-41 in Tuscaloosa. Despite Tua having one leg and being two weeks removed from surgery but that’s neither here nor there. Ed knew that was the real championship game. Don’t believe me? Look back at his locker room celebration. 

“We gon beat their ass in recruiting! We gon beat their ass every time they see us! You understand me?! Roll Tide what?! Fuck you!” - Jobless Bum who Alabama spanked the following year in Death Valley 55-17.

Motherfucker thought I forgot. 

The guy simply can’t coach. He can’t scheme? He’s not an offensive or defensive mind. He’s a DLine coach who can yell really loud in a raspy in voice. Coach O has lost eight games since his Tuscaloosa championship. Saban’s only lost twice with a Natty to boot. 

Not everyone is built to handle success. Coach O going full simp after winning a title was so obvious that I can’t believe I didn’t guess it before The Athletic reported it. I mean bringing chicks to practice and letting their children run drills? Ed has essentially been diminished to that guy who wants to do a fantasy league with the girlfriends. His Pussy over Playbook antics have led to the Tigers 9-8 record over the past two seasons. Which resulted to LSU having a hit piece locked and loaded to ease the minds of those swamp slurpers when they “mutually part ways”.

I find the timing of this announcement curious. I honestly believe every move an SEC Coach makes is a poor attempt to try and disadvantage Alabama. Tide vs. Tigers is two games away. Declaring it as Coach O’s final game in Tuscaloosa is his last Hail Mary to pump up the team enough to sneak out a win. Not gonna happen.

Lightening in a bottle with Joe Burrow. The guy can’t coach. His only redeeming quality is that no one knows what the fuck he’s saying. What does he do? Say “gumbo” here and there to make journalists cream their shorts and forget LSU’s record? But you know what, I’m flying down to Tuscaloosa this weekend. I’ll see if I can get that resume to Saban for you. I’m sure there’s a position coach or special analyst spot for you in Nick’s Rehabilitation Center For Troubled Coaches. 

Geaux home, little buddy. Roll Tide.