Thursday, February 24, 2022

I Fell For A Fake Stoolpresidente Account

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​ I am such a fuckin dope. For years I laughed at old people for falling for internet scams. How could anybody be that stupid? You’re a whit...
Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Nick Saban Confirms He’s Never Going To Retire

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Best Coach in CFB history, seven National Championships, leader of men, international sex icon. I’m secure enough to admit that I’ll probabl...

Jersey Strip Clubs Vs. Parisian Cabaret Shows

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I’m going to Europe for eighteen days in September of this year. Before you say “Oh look at money bags over here,” I’ve been saving up for t...
Tuesday, February 22, 2022

Aziz Ansari Switched Over To A Flip Phone. Could You Do It?

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Aziz Ansari dropped a mini special on Netflix called “Nightclub Comedian”. It’s been out for about a month now but I just got around to it. ...
Thursday, February 17, 2022

Investigative Journalism: Sopranos Chevy Commercial Edition

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It’s a miracle that I caught this commercial. It was a point in my Super Bowl experience where commercials became mandatory bathroom breaks....
Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Former Alabama QBs Are In An All Out Twitter War

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It all started with a harmless picture posted on Twitter from @ClintRLamb of former Alabama quarterbacks: Cooper Bateman, David Cornwell, an...
Tuesday, February 15, 2022

My Rams Curse Has Finally Been Lifted

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I’m happy for Aaron Donald for solidifying his proper place in NFL history. I’m happy for Cooper Kupp having arguably the best wide receiver...